DIFFERENT THINGS ABOUT ENGLAND

1. A FRENCH FRY IS CALLED CHIPS WHICH IS SERVED WITH EVERYTHING. FOR EXAMPLE : KFC DOESN'T SERVE MASH POTATOES AND GRAVY BUT CHICKEN W/ CHIPS, PIZZA HUT SERVES PIZZA WITH GARLIC CHIPS, THE FISH AND CHIPS SPEAK FOR ITSELF, DINNER AT A PUB USUALLY COMES WITH THE MAIN DISH A SIDE OF CHIPS AND GREEN PEAS, YUCK! GREEN PEAS ARE ALSO QUITE COMMON BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

2. PEOPLE DRIVE ON THE LEFT HERE BUT WHEN YOU GO TO THE MALL AND PARK IN THE PARK ADE AS YOU GO UP AND AROUND YOU THINK THEY WOULD STICK TO THE STAY ON THE LEFT RULE BUT FOR SOME ODD REASON YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO GO UP OR DOWN THE PARK ADE ON THE RIGHT SIDE! UNLESS THAT WAS ANOTHER AMERICAN COMING DOWN WHEN WE WERE GOING UP ON THE LEFT! WHO KNOWS:)

3. SAUSAGE, THEY LOVE THEIR SAUSAGE AND IS PART OF A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST. IT'S NOT EVEN THE KIND OF SAUSAGE YOUR THINKING ABOUT, BUT IF IT'S NOT GOOD YOU'LL KNOW IT BECAUSE IT'S JUST FULL OF MUSH. THE GOOD ONES HAVE MORE TEXTURE AND FLAVOR AND THESE ARE CALLED "PROPER SAUSAGE." IT'S STILL THE SAME SAUSAGE BUT NOW IT IS DESERVED TO BE CALLED PROPER! OR PROPA. THIS APPLIES TO EVERYTHING ELSE TOO, SO WHEN IN ENGLAND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A "PROPER ENGLISH BREAKFAST"!

OKAY UNTIL THE NEXT TIME! I DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM YOU!